Nancy Pelosi and Charles Gibson Lost on Venus?

Over the last several days the American public has been witness to the ongoing saga of the A.C. O.R.N. scandal . Each day a new layer of the onion peals off revealing even more corruption . In only a few days this organization has lost what little credibility it had in the eyes of informed Americans.Oddly enough Charlie Gibson ,of the main stream media , and Nancy Pelosi , the Speaker of the House , have plead ignorance to any knowledge of this situation. There can be only a limited amount of explanations to account for this .The first is they are lying , but how can two upstanding Americans possibly be liars about such a topic that seems to be at the forefront of nearly all of recent political conversations.The second is they choose not to believe anything that Fox News or any conservative voice says , but that can't be possible for two prominent Americans who I am sure wish to expose corruption no matter where it may lie.The last I believe is the most plausible , they were taken away by space aliens and deposited on Venus , thus explaining their lack of knowledge in the A.C.O.R.N. affair. This must be the truth I'm sure there is no way they would stonewall the press about their awareness of such a volatile scandal.They must have been so far away from Earth that basic cable stations could not reach them , thus , my Venus theory must be valid. I assume they were there when Washington was flooded with unhappy constituents last Saturday , thus explaining their dismissal of that situation. We must have sympathy for these poor people and the trials they must have faced in order to escape from their captors on Venus to return to earth only to find out so much has happened in their absence. Now I understand why the media and Congress are having so many problems communicating with us plain folks , they are SPACE CADETS!!!